Choose Rugby


CHOOSE RUGBY.

Choose a club. Choose a team. Choose a family. Choose a f*cking big prop; choose jumpers, tactics, big mean forwards and lightning fast backs. Choose good health, low blows, and dental insurance. Choose fixed stares and intimidating hakas. Choose a starting line-up. Choose a top-end scrum machine on hire purchase in a range of f*cking colours. Choose ICU and wondering where the f*ck you've woken up on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that icecold bench watching mind-numbing, spirit-enriching live matches, stuffing f*ucking cold pies into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of the night, pishing your last in a miserable outhouse, nothing less than a legend to the selfish, f*cked-up brats you trained to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Rugby.


ESCOLHA RUGBY.

Escolha Rugby. Escolha um clube. Escolha um time. Escolha uma familia. Escolha um prop do c*ralho; escolha segunda-linhas, táticas, grandes e crueis forwards, e rápidos backs. Escolha uma boa saúde, golpes baixos, e o plano dental. Escolha olhares fixos e hakas intimidantes.
Escolha um ponto de partida line-up. Escolha seus amigos. Escolha agasalho e kitbags combinando. Escolha uma máquina potente de scrum comprada ou de alugada em uma gama de cores do c*ralho. Escolha UTI e se perguntando onde diabos você acordou numa manhã de domingo. Escolha sentar naquele banco assistindo entorpecido mentalmente, com espírito enriquecedor aos jogos ao vivo, estufando de tortas frias do c*ralho em sua boca. Escolha apodrecer no final da noite, xingando seu passado em uma casinha miserável, nada mais do que uma lenda para os egoístas, pirralhos f*dido você treinou para substitui-lo. Escolha o seu futuro. Escolha Rugby.


Monday, 11 October 2010

Who runs rugby in Brasil ?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled blog for this quiz from our sponsors.
Who Runs Rugby in Brasil ?  Is it:


A)  The Brasilian Rugby Confederation  ? 
B)  A norf Lahndon football (soccer) club  ?
C)  Brasil's rowing organization  ?
D)  A bunch of bull riders ?
E)  Some university rodeo wranglers ?
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Anything but  (A)  !

And here's why, in two parts : 

PART ONE

Before rugby was readmitted to the Olympics, the governing body was the ABR, Associação Brasileira de Rugby 
  File:Brazil rugby.jpg The badge has the correct letters on it, and it even has a wee rugby ball. 
 
To join the Olympic gravy train organization, the ABR had to become a Confederation, ruling over at least 5 state rugby federations. So its shiny new name is the Confedereção Brasileira de Rugby, or CBR.  
Unfortunately, CBR is already being used by:  

(1) the Brasilian Rowing Confederation, Confederação Brasileira de Remo , and
 

(2)  the Championship Bull Riding organization.  


So it was forced to use CBRU, until this was found to clash with the Confederação Brasileira de Rodeio Universitário ,


and so now Brasil's rugby organization has become CBRu. 

I think this is a complete piece of s#%t, it should be all capitals! 
  
PART TWO 

Here is the new logo of the Brasilian Rugby Confederation :



Here is the logo of Arsenal football club :




Now side by side :





Christalmighty what a ripoff by the oval-ball boys from brasil! You have been found out for having a complete lack of original ideas, go and hang your heads in shame, and change your badge, pronto.   

Droga, que merda !


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